Taking over the prize of the Newton,
we bring to you - Minuscule.
He's small and not so fluffy,
has ears that can hear even the drop of a pin, eyes that can see even a hair strand missing,
and although he may look easy to blend in he's the one that makes the difference at every occasion
- good or bad.
He's the guy who hinted out the date on the paper to your ma,
when you got caught with the trippy seeds.
He's the guy who made you panache at the cops 'stache
when he was questioning your sobriety.
He's the guy who hid the naked guy in your room (just fine)
when a suspicious mother came sniffing trouble.
He's also the guy who gave your wife a whiff of the musk,
the one her sister uses.
He's the stitch in every hem, the cut that marks every crystal.
Please give a round of applause to this head-itching, mind-crunching, nail-biting, ugg-oid,
who's used to making every bit of your nasty life even more nasty, and vice-versa.
we bring to you - Minuscule.
He's small and not so fluffy,
has ears that can hear even the drop of a pin, eyes that can see even a hair strand missing,
and although he may look easy to blend in he's the one that makes the difference at every occasion
- good or bad.
He's the guy who hinted out the date on the paper to your ma,
when you got caught with the trippy seeds.
He's the guy who made you panache at the cops 'stache
when he was questioning your sobriety.
He's the guy who hid the naked guy in your room (just fine)
when a suspicious mother came sniffing trouble.
He's also the guy who gave your wife a whiff of the musk,
the one her sister uses.
He's the stitch in every hem, the cut that marks every crystal.
Please give a round of applause to this head-itching, mind-crunching, nail-biting, ugg-oid,
who's used to making every bit of your nasty life even more nasty, and vice-versa.