Monday, February 27, 2012

Dorothy tried homeopathy


Dorothy tried homeopathy
For her memory believed in democracy
But the more she tried
The less was she right
So Dorothy tried more homeopathy


She picked up a pencil
And drew a little stencil
of all she thought was true
But like piper with a pied
her words started to fight
So Dorothy wrote an autobiography
With no history, nor geography


And page after page
She swept inside a maze
But the more she tried
The less was she right
So Dorothy quit homeopathy.

then again







It's only now or then. The and just crawls away
Running in, hiding sin.
 
It's only now.When the eyes see The ears hear The heart breathes a distant fear.

It's only now or then
But now passes and then...
An image perceived A smell felt A past relearned.

It's then again...
you crawl away.
Hiding. Sin.

Somewhere in the deep blue




6:34 am. I stand on a crowded platform in the dark of the dawn. Hat, shoes, bag, pen, lens, paper, nerves- all check. It’s the beginning of the first day in my entire life- like every day is. But this is special- I’m 25, and this is my first trip alone. “Sometimes it gets late...“, says Cedric, as the waves drown him at beach no.7, Havelock, a few weeks after, “but you’re not!” I smiled then. I smile now. My life has yet just begun.


32 hours to Kolkata takes me through 5 states of India (Maharashtra- Chhattisgarh – Orissa – Jharkhand – West Bengal). I literally cut across the country, not before being reminded – Smoking is injurious not just to health- but to your wallet too. FINED! I already know this journey is carrying lots of tricks for me. 






After 10 fat-some days at Kolkata, I head straight to where my heart longs to be. My destination – the Andaman island of Havelock.

From Port Blair to Havelock was
a ‘ride at the back of the blue bus’,
Jim Morrison would sing. I’m somewhere in the deep blue being bobbed noiselessly to Havelock.  5:30 in the evening and it’s all already dark. As I stride past the gates into the island, a lady-cop runs after me, “passport... passport check. Foreign hai na?”. Nahin...  bharat desh hamara! I get this my entire time there- like what Indians can’t wear pyjamas?  


After a ten minute rickshaw ride from the Jetty at No.1 (Havelock is numbered all through – dates back to English ways of slavery, I guess) I reach Island Vinnie’s or Dive India at village No. 3. A coy place with a soulful vibe to it, this Island on the island is one of the best dive centres around and also home to the Full Moon Cafe- the only place they serve cappuccino and espresso ( a little steep though). Dressed in mood lighting a narrow path lined with virgin white tented cabanas walks you to the shore.  I can’t see the blue yet but the crests sparkle as they play hide and seek with the moon. The ferry ride from Port Blair to Havelock made me believe in the blues. And now I am finally here! Somewhere in the deep-dark blue.

I head to the dive shop to let them know I have arrived, and the water waits for me. I ask them for a day or two’s break which they nod graciously to. And forget with the same grace the next day when they break my bask-in-the-sun transition to hang-ass-down in the hammock. But well, all in the name of the underwater.





I begin with my NAUI Open Water Course with some videos on equipment training and hands-on the next day with my instructor and two other students astride the White Tip. On beach No.5, where we are, the beach is shallow till far-far away, laden with rocks that appear to be fauna but could easily give you many-a-bleeding toes. As the boat slides over the shiny blue ripples, Andrew, the Burmese boat driver, steers it cleanly past the rocky parade. And soon you are somewhere... in the deep blue. I see the end of the world on every side.



Masked, I jump in. Slowly and steadily as I descend into the underwaterworld, drastic magical transport! Colours and patterns and quirky displays of hallucinogenic realities.  There are fish all around me. Small anthias to big schools of red and white snappers. Little yellow ones that dot around to big sweet-lips that look like my old-cheeky- grand-dad trying to lure some more sweet treats. All swimming their way unaffected by oxygen-freaks like us. I wave at fish and they wave back. All of them do as they flap their fins to my face. I smile at them, talk to them, dance with some and even play hide and seek with a curvaceous angel fish. I end up breathing in a lot more of my tank but the thrill is the thrill mixed with THE thrill. Splendid! 

 

I can’t wait for more, and every day I wake up at 7. Put on my suit and strut towards the other world in my gill-less skin, which turns into underwater humour for my instructor as he signals a gill check at the back of my ears every time I get a little carried away. Or, just away from him!



Home to 4 of the top 10 dive sites in Asia, Havelock showed me a lot more than I knew was to come. A dive at the Jonny’s Gorge got me an encounter with the white tip shark. 3 in numbers to be precise; and once I spotted them I automatically started to swim towards them. Up until three flaps in, I realise they are sharks. And a flash of Jaws electrified my brain cells for a smarter reaction. Beautiful creatures they just lay on the bed. “They only attack in defence”, says my instructor. One man’s defense could be a white tips’ meal.
At Dickson’s Pinnacle I found myself face to face with a turtle some 4 feet wide. Wow. “Hey dude...” I bubbled out as my first reaction. Always wanted to do that after watching Finding Nemo. This green turtle was magnifique. As we humans waved about to battle the heavy currents, this guy just wooshd his limbs back once every 8 seconds. Calm, steady, wrinkly – he fully Master Oogway’d it.




Then there are sites like The Wall and the Aquarium that makes for just what the latter suggests. Springs and springs of colourful fish dance about giving you a display of the underwaterworld. A couple of ship wrecks are around to give you an interesting sight. But the night dive was for me the greatest obstacle. I was smooth as a fish underwater- all in the day. But as we whisked away from the shore at 4:30pm with the sun gunning down, the dark waters tensed me. I had this intense fear of getting lost in the dark waters. Imagine if you do? You might even surface up- but it’s still dark and you’re in the open ocean. My instructor was quite shocked to see me expression-less. Aah, but I was going to do it anyway. Tank on, masked up, 10 more breaths than otherwise and I jump in. Slowly as I descended; torch light on, I calmed down. It wasn’t bad at all, apart from the Red Snappers who try to prey with your light. Lazy gluttons. I had to keep moving my light away from tiny fish and toss it around to confuse them quite often. (But the same snappers seemed dumb in the day. They would hang around in their big schools- just steady. I showed them the way around once, like a traffic cop, to lead them somewhere. But they just hang, I guess. )


Down in the dark, once I found my cool I started to swim around. I spotted a brilliantly camouflaged stone-fish (Score! My instructor said- good find). Sea urchins moved around at night, rather mechanically as their eyes seemed to bubble out like neo magnetic antennae. Crabs, lobsters came out of hiding in abundance in their unnatural colours popping curiosity. As did a lot of tiny to tiger-sized shrimps. As I slowly found my skin under dark waters, no one noticed me swimming away. Obviously! How else would I face my fears... so filmy. And then I looked back to darkness. The freak-alarm went off in my head and I yelled at my audience of many fish- “this is what the &*^%  i was talking about- aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh”. Having already passed my open water by now though, I sort of navigate myself and swam back to where I had come from. When, I finally found light. Hope. Life, if you may call it. However, my fears are no match to the scene a little higher. As we ascend and brake for the safety stop, all the torch lights go off. And tiny specks of neon glow wave about around you, all over. The plankton. As I surfaced up I danced around in the water and watched the neon dance with me. It felt like they were wrapped all around me. As I swam, they followed me. To the right, to the left. Lower down, round and round.

I don’t want to leave, ever again.

But the islands have more to them than just the under water. As you ride around this miniature zone, you will come across Asia’s cleanest beach at No.7. White sand, blue pristine waters with beautiful foamy crests of adventure gearing up. All to swallow you, for just but 3 seconds. And you surrender. Down this beach is a lagoon which is picturesque and known to display the best theatrical on the island- the sunset. Also, for a true-blue experience check out the Elephant beach which is known for its corals, thus snorkelling trips. 
If you find the waters a little intimidating, there is lots of green around to get lost. Coconut trees and beetle nut trees line the narrow roads that take you into denser forests. It’s strange but it always feels like someone’s following you in the woods. The games the woods play, eh!

The food I will not delve into, for reasons. After my friendly abode in the underwaterworld, it made it a little gruesome for me to gorge on the beautiful-scaled-meat. However there are lots of options at the bazaar where there are more menu cards in Hebrew than in English.
One of the best parts about living on the island though is that you live in huts. Palm-thatched huts that might not throw little beams of light through the holes, but they did for me. And made the mornings so much more special. Not too costly, my hut was home to me for a month and I’m just glad that it didn’t give away during the storm.
Yes! I was witness to and a participant in the maniacal outburst of the Thana Cyclone. It hit the island on 25th Dec, 2011. Christmas! And also the day of my departure, which then became impossible. As I walked the beach early that morning, we saw the waters turn fierce. The winds yelled into our ears and the sand slapped our faces. The crests grew and fell like surfing tides. And the skies turned darker and gloomier.
The waters were so rough there was no way of getting out of the island. Nor in! We were quite literally stranded on the islands. Coconuts fell from trees like darts. The wind topped up roofs of some huts. The boats got pushed onto the shore. And to add to the grim, a tree fell in the bazaar taking down the power lines that were the source of electricity for the entire island. And this continued for the next 4 days. With no ferries going to the main land, life became a little less easy.
1. with the supply of liquor out on the islands, and 2. with no fuel, eggs, meat, bread, and other foods. But the atmosphere wasn't that bad, as we had pretty much slipped the brunt of the cyclone as it just edged in on us on its way to the unfortunate Chennai.
It was sad, but as I wrote in my book that day, ‘when it happens such, it’s the world conspiring to give you a taste of the godly power of the mind. Wishful thinking. Such are the times- when there is either one way or none’. I was happy. Happy to find another reason to stay put.











*Twisted beaches,
Salty winds,
Sandy Bodies
Rooftops thin.*



But the day to go had to come, again! And this time I had to go. My 10 day trip had become 45 days. And the island had become my own. Lots of people wondered where I was off to, as they believed I was already home. I got offered a job, which was awesome, all so I would stay back longer. My rickshaw ride to the jetty refused to let me go, but as I said my goodbyes and shed my invisible tears, my friend said one thing that stays put; “A trip is not one unless you get home in the end. You know you’ll come back. And when you do it’ll all be here waiting for you.”
Knock. Knock.









Saturday, February 25, 2012

at Emerald Gecko

Fighting geckos
Traveling skies
Toasted day dreams
with so many lies
Young blood breeds
and sometimes dies
Morning after
the acid sublimes

Slurs

Billy Bibbit goes and sits next to him.

"Fancy a meet?", he asks. Rhetoric. Granting a response.

"I don't want to do anything for you, ever again.

So pick your tight ass out of my chair."

Friday, February 24, 2012

Animal


In the end we need to deliver to the reasons of the world - the five lions.
So that truth not eat into our souls, find us and pacify our illusions.



Slurs

Until the world improves and there's nothing left
but to salvage suicidals and men...
the sex beasts will take care of themselves.

(evil laughter as fingers grind into the sceptre in hand)

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

skies

No more blue... only wriggly circles of love letters burnt

In the middle



He knocked on my door
I...

He knocked on my door
I ... just stayed

He knocked again
I crawled under

He hummed
I couldn't resist

He, never broke in.

I... just stayed
He, did too

I... waited
He did too

I couldn't resist
He... just stayed

I opened the door
He didn't move

I walked
He...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Night watchman

Taaron ki lapet mein toh hum bhi chamak jaate, par nashe ke baadal ne humein dhundla bana diya... andheri raat ka andhera bana diya.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Dedicated to Possession

Oh fairy melusine, wrap me beyond love
for 'morrow if i forget and feel empty in nude,
you feel me gutly - in blood you warm,
the hope that you are bound... and I with you, someone who is.
And death not kill it. Not kill it. Not kill. It.


(bows down to A.S. Byatt for giving the world Possession and the lovely poems by the never-so-fictional Christabel LaMotte and Randolf Henry Ash)

Clown-syndrome

The world calls me bulimic. And it dehydrates me.
Words keep pouring out like little bursts of clown-syndrome.

making of sometimes




Sometimes, the tip of the day is
not to wink at the nun
Sometimes, the drink of the hour is
green ivory-poison
Sometimes, the season is
to make love for no sauce
Sometimes, the horoscope reads
forgive the tasteless whore's horse
Sometimes, the grizzly bear shouts
"Goldilocks is mine"
Sometimes, the tear rolls down
the blind witch's eyes
Sometimes, the feet
make way for the quick sand, surely so
Sometimes, a million whispers is
just the war you want
Sometimes, the yellow pencil writes
lead and white
Sometimes, a small dick makes sound
louder than a monster's erectile